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Dammit No Wave, You're Making Me Look Bad!

My neighbor No Wave has all his freaking outdoor Christmas decorations up and they look bloody glorious! I guess I really shouldn't refer to him as No Wave, I hardly know him, I should respect my elders and call him Mr. No Wave. He came by this name honestly as it took almost 2 solid years of me waving to him CONSTANTLY before he returned the neighborly gesture, hence the name No Wave.

I guess I can't really blame him after my notorious outburst with the other neighbor and No Wave's close friend, A-hole Barking Dog Guy, where in I suggested to him that he should invest in a bark collar or I would invest in a gun and blow his dog's head off. Hardly lady like conversation, but in my defense I hadn't slept in NIGHTS because of that dog. **side note I would NEVER harm an animal...but maybe I would a ignorant owner. **side note I would almost never harm a human, seriously your honor not guilty! So, No Wave probably feared for his safety and steered clear of the crazy new red headed always yelling at all those kids neighbor.

Well anywho, No Wave has the best yard on the block, he mows and grooms that lawn nearly every day. He's giving my hubs a freaking Jones complex and now he's all decked out for the holidays. Seriously No Wave... give it a rest! You're making me look bad. What must A-hole Barking Dog Guy, Snow Penis, Old Guy, Young Couple and Baby Momma Drama think of me?

Terribly Terribly Twilight Tardy

There is only one word to describe New Moon....

Holy friggin crap balls how can one movie be
filled with so much awesomeness??
Get me a paper bag I'm gonna hyperventilate!

Okay maybe it requires more than one word!

My bestie Dodd and I decided to take our girls to the midnight:01 showing of New (I've been waiting a whole freaking year, let's get on with it, I'm gonna have a massive M.I. if I have to wait much longer) Moon.

Dodd is Team Edward,
I am Team "don't make me choose"

Allie and Selena... Team Jacob all the way!

The girls, Dodd & I had a great time on our New Moon adventure. Dinner, cocktails, theater treats, vampires and werewolves. What more could a girl want? Dodd did fracturing my hand during the movie. I actually had to say to her, "Please let go of my hand, I can't feel my fingers!"

I can't wait to rope, wrangle and hog tie Russ into an encore viewing. He's super excited! He's Team I Don't Give A Crap, I never saw that shirt at Hot Topic. If you happen to come across it let me know.

Yes, I Am One Of THOSE...

One of THOSE crazy Twilight fans!

I have been counting down New Moon for months. Had advance tickets for weeks. I have a new Edward/Jacob t-shirt to wear tonight or should I say very early tomorrow morning? We are attending the midnight showing and will probably stand in line waiting, very impatiently, to be let into theater number 11. My bestie Dodd and I will take our girls with us, although we are making them sit a row or two in front of us, so as to shield them from our inappropriateness. We're good moms that way!

But for now I will occupy myself with all things non-twilight. Will not watch clock insistently counting down the hours until GO TIME! Will not have 20 conversations with Dodd on our New Moon strategy. Will focus on real life. But just a little FYI it's 15 hours 31 minutes till Edward!